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"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

Aug 17th at 11PM / via: myshipmyrules / op: meryylstreep / 84,640 notes

myshipmyrules:

meryylstreep:

Maxwell, I think Niles has it in for me.

Niles is my new spirit animal


"I'm stealing your hairdryer!"

myshipmyrules:

garlic-dont-work-boys:

myshipmyrules:

garlic-dont-work-boys:

myshipmyrules:

garlic-dont-work-boys:

myshipmyrules:

"Oh hell to the no! give it back, this queen right here needs her beauty ritual!……..PAUL I SWEAR TO HOLY BABY JESUS THAT IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME BACK THIS HAIRDRYER I’LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU WON’T SIT FOR THE REST OF YOUR ETERNAL LIFE! GET BACK HERE YOU BLOND TWAT"

No! You don’t understand! I need it!” He pointed at his current soaking hair, “I can’t go outside without my gorgeous flowing hair having it’s proper treatment! I need it to see the wonderous beauty of the night! The sweetening smell of fresh blood! Please sis, help out your favourite vamp!”

"Oh now I’m your sister? Tell me, did you help me out when my car broke down? when my appartement was flooded? when you killed my landlord and I had to answer the cops’ questions? when you threw my closet on fire with your goddamn joints? Let me guess: you didn’t. So this hairdryer is coming right back to mama! and don’t even THINK of showing me your abs to get what you want, it doesn’t work, never did, never will! looks like you’re gonna look like a wet rat on the boardwalk tonight, ô Rocky Mc Puffy! 

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"I’ve never had a car. I didn’t wanna get my expensive clothes wet. The landlord scared me and I was hungry. And you needed a new closet anyway! Come on girly, you can’t do this to me! And you love my body.” Shows off his body, “Look at this gorgeous piece of meat and tell me you hate it, I dare you.”

"Seriously Paul?!" Moody throws up her arms up in the air "Do I look that shallow and vain to you?!…Ok, maybe I am, but that’s not the point! the point is…”, she takes the hairdryer and throws it on the ground before crushing it with her heel “..if I can’t have this, then nobody will. Sorry, loverboy”.

She smiles “Tell me, just a matter of curiosity: how many chicks do you think you can score with now that you look like a drunk Duff Mckagan.?What? did you just say 0?”

"No wonder your name is Moody!" He huffed and slumped onto the couch, "You wouldn’t have to break it if you had just let me do my thing!" He perked though, "You know what? I bet I still can pick up chicks! I bet on it."

"Honey, the first rule of my personal decalogue is : thou shall not give Paul what he wants ‘cause he’s an arrogant twat". 

She smiles.

"You think you still can pick up ladies with that dead ferret on your head? Be my guest, show me your talent. If you manage to get at least five different numbers tonight, I promise to do anything you want for 24 hours. But no mind mojos, no dirty tricks. If you wanna win this, you’d better win fair and square because on the contrary you’ll be my slave for an entire night, and trust me: I can be incredibly creative when it comes to ruining someone’s life. So do we have a deal?”

she flips back her -perfectly- curled hair and smiles, holding out her hand with a grin.

She said he had to fight fair. She never said she wouldn’t make it hard for him to win.


Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

Aug 17th at 5PM / via: myshipmyrules / op: askboxmemes / 349,831 notes
  • A compliment or insult
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me


Aug 16th at 10PM / via: ipitynonex / op: ipitynonex / 539 notes
ipitynonex:

Selfie.

ipitynonex:

Selfie.


lighthousesandcoastlines:

What a dickhead selfie

lighthousesandcoastlines:

What a dickhead selfie


ticklefighting:

erotic-co:

Meet the hottest subway security guard: Guilherme Leão (Brazil) #1

Follow Erotic-co on Facebook | Twitter | Instagram

GodDAMN

look at this gift from GOD right here. I just might ride a subway in Brazil.


FACEBOOK PAGE CREATED TO CALL DARREN WILSON A HERO

unite4humanity:

BLACK HATE IS REAL! We won’t let them win.

Take over the page! Darren Wilson is an American Hero

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This is sad. THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!


The "fat acceptance movement" is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of…

chadleymacguff:

824706:

hiphopfightsback:

They’re straight up saying it’s ok for someone to carry the burdens of unnecessary health issues their whole life and succumb to an early death from preventable obesity related causes.

In reality though…it’s ALWAYS better to be in shape and eat healthy than be a lazy fat fuck who only makes excuses and preaches acceptance for their self destructive lifestyle…always.

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Who the fuck is you? Who are you to tell someone how to live their life? Is that nigga eating an extra taco bothering you? Sounds like a twink bitch jealous cause you’ll always be moldy ass dust making xylophone noises while you go up and down the stairs.

I’ll have you know that we are not all “lazy fat fucks” some of us are just built that way. Also because of people like you there are kids starving themselves and having self-esteem issues. SO YOU KNOW WHAT? Sit your ass down and listen to Meghan Trainor. 


Aug 4th at 2AM / via: ygfamilyy / op: ygfamilyy / 198 notes
ygfamilyy:

Here is your 15 mins little girl! A.KOR’s Kemy releases a diss track directed at Park Bom!
Lyrics:

Swollen, taut faceNo matter what you put in, it does nothing.You’re going to look like an old folk next to someone young.Banging body but a face that turns you off.At that rate, it’s an addiction, “STOP IT!”X? O? The answer is X, Toxic.Someone call the doctor.Someone stop this girl.Gangnam Plastic Face.You’re weak and you fell for meds.The drugs fell into jelly boxes?Who got the missing 4?Since when were the prosecutors this nice?Samsung Employee had 29 pills and was detained at a detention centre.You got 82 but why are you innocent? How damn cool.Ambassador of Justice? You did something right for once, hm??You got the title of the first Smuggling Idol, huh? Amphetamine shitAll the articles get buried? YG’s no joke.Try to cover the sky with your hands, it’ll only last for a moment.How nice it must be for you to have the fans cover up for your sake.I’m jealous that your CEO writes stories for you.You made your roommate friends get mental breakdowns,The corn’s exploded.You’ll hide behind your company andcome out once it gets quiet, right?Radio Star, Healing Camp, or anywhere else. There won’t be a blow to you, right?YG, mental breakdown, your fans, mental breakdown.You have no time to be in Japan. Hurry and come back. Come back home.You’re the top smuggling idol, Can’t nobody take that from you.Let’s listen to this together and clap your hands, let’s go party,YG, mental breakdown, your fans, mental breakdownYou have no time to be in Japan. Hurry up and come back. Come back home.You’re the top smuggling idol, Can’t nobody take that from you.Let’s listen to this together and clap your hands, let’s go party, NOW.

For those who are curious, here is the track..click at your own discretion.
https://soundcloud.com/kemy77/kemy-do-the-right-thing-1
*NOTE: A.KOR is a 5 membered girl group from DOO Republic, they debuted very recently.
Source: HiphopLE
Translated by: YG Press

Poor Kemy, acting like she somebody’s bias when her group don’t have fanchants

ygfamilyy:

Here is your 15 mins little girl! A.KOR’s Kemy releases a diss track directed at Park Bom!

Lyrics:

Swollen, taut face
No matter what you put in, it does nothing.
You’re going to look like an old folk next to someone young.
Banging body but a face that turns you off.
At that rate, it’s an addiction, “STOP IT!”
X? O? The answer is X, Toxic.
Someone call the doctor.
Someone stop this girl.
Gangnam Plastic Face.
You’re weak and you fell for meds.
The drugs fell into jelly boxes?
Who got the missing 4?
Since when were the prosecutors this nice?

Samsung Employee had 29 pills and was detained at a detention centre.
You got 82 but why are you innocent? How damn cool.
Ambassador of Justice? You did something right for once, hm??
You got the title of the first Smuggling Idol, huh? Amphetamine shit
All the articles get buried? YG’s no joke.
Try to cover the sky with your hands, it’ll only last for a moment.
How nice it must be for you to have the fans cover up for your sake.
I’m jealous that your CEO writes stories for you.
You made your roommate friends get mental breakdowns,
The corn’s exploded.
You’ll hide behind your company and
come out once it gets quiet, right?
Radio Star, Healing Camp, or anywhere else. There won’t be a blow to you, right?

YG, mental breakdown, your fans, mental breakdown.
You have no time to be in Japan. Hurry and come back. Come back home.
You’re the top smuggling idol, Can’t nobody take that from you.
Let’s listen to this together and clap your hands, let’s go party,
YG, mental breakdown, your fans, mental breakdown
You have no time to be in Japan. Hurry up and come back. Come back home.
You’re the top smuggling idol, Can’t nobody take that from you.
Let’s listen to this together and clap your hands, let’s go party, NOW.

For those who are curious, here is the track..click at your own discretion.

https://soundcloud.com/kemy77/kemy-do-the-right-thing-1

*NOTE: A.KOR is a 5 membered girl group from DOO Republic, they debuted very recently.

Source: HiphopLE

Translated by: YG Press

Poor Kemy, acting like she somebody’s bias when her group don’t have fanchants


oliver-and-felicity:

(x), (x) and (x)


Jul 10th at 11PM / via: cosbyykidd / op: cosbyykidd / 3,903 notes

cosbyykidd:

manjuofthetenthousandhands:

cosbyykidd:

When I go to Disney, I’m getting a shirt made with that post on it.

I hope that post dies one note short.

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irenelovestein:

anissamarie2012:

It’s like whoever made this went into my mind, pulled out my line up for #MCM, and posted them all here!! 😍😍😍


Jul 9th at 1AM / via: chadleymacguff / op: kinghardy / 2,495 notes

Tom HardyPhoto from Leila Shirazi  [X]

Tom Hardy
Photo from Leila Shirazi  [X]


Jul 9th at 1AM / via: chadleymacguff / op: vonnegutpizza / 202,929 notes

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

this is rly cute

#SLAAAAY!!!!!